Men Are Here

Forgive me, for it has been too long since i've last blogged.

I still have nothing constructive to say, but like my mother used to say, if you have nothing to say..find something else to talk about.

You see, men are a bunch of testerone filled penises with gonads instead of brains. The term sexless must've been invented by us, since it's pretty obvious that men with a lack of sex in their lives, is an invitation to disaster.

Like a plane without a captain, a grown man who is unable to attain an attactive female mate, is bound to careen into the nearest billboard.

So ladies, if you see a man who stutters as he voices out his intentions, or if he calls you just a little bit too much and says just a tad too little, give him a break. He's just desperate.

We've all been there. I've known a few very pretty looking girls unable to scare up a date for the weekend. Why?

Simple - most boys think she's too pretty to actually even be single.

The only boys who even have half the courage to go up and say hello, are more often than not - unappealing to the girl(s).

Blame Darwin for coining the term 'Natural Selection'. Beauty really is a curse on the world.

We've gone to the Moon, traversed millions of uncharted miles on god's green earth, translated hundreds of different languages...and yet, the interspecial relationships are still a big mystery. We try so hard to find meaning to everything we do, yet finding a proper relationship (that actually works) is the hardest thing in the world.

I personally have got absolutely nothing on this weekend. Haha.

Anyone wanna go on a date with me?

:)

4 Mr.Cupid

I was excited…. Kinda like on a first date with a hot chic… you know coz you were lucky enough to get a sneak preview from your mate, for purposes of this blog hereby known as mr.cupid.

There I was thinking about ways to ease my nervousness and those butterflies you get… thinking about the first questions that will chart out the outcome of this first chance meet…

Ding dong… the Bell! Finally here for me, I act all calm and nonchalant open the door exchange names u know the drill njo….ro… nice to meet ya… come in…

So there we are, the two of us I’m a lil fidgety, she is more amazing that wht I had imagined… and her sweet perfume filled my nostrils and im like yeah… this I like, I likes a lot!

Like a child with a first friend at the play pen we beginning an amazing journey… like a book I have dreamt about that is finally in my hands… I turn the pages with more anticipation that my calvin & hobbes picture book (*love those two)…

I laugh, I ponder and I wish I was present in some of her interesting tales of her rise to beauty… but somehow I feel like we have a connection something that will keep me thinking about her for years to come…

Hours after I laid my hands on her… I finally close the last page of my get@car issue #1…. (* so ur either wondering wht the @#$?) ya u heard me the coolest magazine in the world… got my copy and it moved me in ways tt I had to share…

Sure it wasn’t perfect and I dint understand everything I read… but hey so are most of the girls that have left an impact…. They had some habits and complex things that were beyond me but that’s what I liked about them….

Get@Car.... Is like the gladiator, victorious but carrying scars and bruises of endless nites of doubt and trials but you wouldn’t have it any other way…

So to mr.cupid… thanks for the introduction… this is one love affair you have started…

The End.

* p/s if you think im a lil weird about a magazine then bite me! Else get a copy and find out what all the fuss is about… ma.li.ki