Men Are Here

Forgive me, for it has been too long since i've last blogged.

I still have nothing constructive to say, but like my mother used to say, if you have nothing to say..find something else to talk about.

You see, men are a bunch of testerone filled penises with gonads instead of brains. The term sexless must've been invented by us, since it's pretty obvious that men with a lack of sex in their lives, is an invitation to disaster.

Like a plane without a captain, a grown man who is unable to attain an attactive female mate, is bound to careen into the nearest billboard.

So ladies, if you see a man who stutters as he voices out his intentions, or if he calls you just a little bit too much and says just a tad too little, give him a break. He's just desperate.

We've all been there. I've known a few very pretty looking girls unable to scare up a date for the weekend. Why?

Simple - most boys think she's too pretty to actually even be single.

The only boys who even have half the courage to go up and say hello, are more often than not - unappealing to the girl(s).

Blame Darwin for coining the term 'Natural Selection'. Beauty really is a curse on the world.

We've gone to the Moon, traversed millions of uncharted miles on god's green earth, translated hundreds of different languages...and yet, the interspecial relationships are still a big mystery. We try so hard to find meaning to everything we do, yet finding a proper relationship (that actually works) is the hardest thing in the world.

I personally have got absolutely nothing on this weekend. Haha.

Anyone wanna go on a date with me?

:)