Wise or ... ?

A wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady...

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me, your faithful wife and the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"

The husband replies "Wait, wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened".

"It had better be good because it'll be the last thing I hear from you. But make it good, you unfaithful pig you!"

So the husband begins to tell his story...

"While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight; the poor thing practically devoured them!

Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed new clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary that you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story . . ."The young woman was very grateful to me, but as I walked her to the door, she turned around to me with tears in her eyes, and she asked me:

"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

*Note: I'm not promoting or encouraging adultery or such activities, and this shouldn't be an excuse as well (but it's a good one though LOL) . Plagiarized with kudos to the unknown author.