The Bank Girl
I met a girl... well i think we met each other.... it was 'non standard transaction' [bank talk for somethin that cant be done over the internet and WILL cost you extra!] that borught us together on her turf - the bank...
So there i am lookin all weird at this strange surroundin tht i vaguely remember from my days when i opened the damn account.... Then i have to force myself to stop fidgeting and acting nervous coz many black men have undoutbly been put away - innocently confused for being bank robbers.... and im not ready to be a statistic and enjoy the company of a new roommate called Bubba!
Thank God for musiq... i crank up my jamz... and though i have decided not to act 'black' they will not take my rite to listen to my 'black musiq'..... Kanye west seems to relax me a lil and then i spot her.... in one of the cubicles, a hot ebony african queen.... and im like damn! i shld log off my computer more and head on down to the bank if this is wht they have in store.... so anyway i am lucky enuff to be served by her [and for all u perverts it isnt wht u think.... she called me up to her counter - Once again perverts this one is innocent too... but read on it might get better...]
I pretend that i dont care that my mind might think she is hot and this is an everyday sorta transaction for me... but she catches me off guard - "Hey, where u from?" she asks and quickly follows on with "What? and Where? do you do wht u do"... So i proceed to dazzle her by making mediocre stuff like school and work sound like major lifetime achievements in the life of maliki....
It was like an interesting first date.... gettin to know her and vice versa, oblivious of the surroundings.... sadly awkward stares from the other tellers [jealous maybe?] let us know our time was up... and she quickly recovers with a 'Thanks, anything else i can help you with?' and i am soooo tempted to in my very husky meets craig david voice say " yes i would like your phone number" but my attempts to quit smoking have rendered huskiness outta my voice and well the craig thing is a once in a lifetime kinda thing and my shy self painfully coughs out a 'nothing thanks' and i casually walk away into the street.... the melody of 'bobby valentino - slow down' leadin my steps...
::End Of Encounter 1::
Summary.
The 5 minute date kinda cost me $100 bucks [i couldnt let her think i was a broke man-child which is usually the norm but technically its still in my account so it aint a loss loss if u think abt it.... but it aint in my wallet which means it cost me]
Kinda expensive for a first date but i think it was worth it.... knowing some of the ones i have been on may have cost less but ended without the smile on my face and the whistle i was carrying for the rest of the day....
So there i am lookin all weird at this strange surroundin tht i vaguely remember from my days when i opened the damn account.... Then i have to force myself to stop fidgeting and acting nervous coz many black men have undoutbly been put away - innocently confused for being bank robbers.... and im not ready to be a statistic and enjoy the company of a new roommate called Bubba!
Thank God for musiq... i crank up my jamz... and though i have decided not to act 'black' they will not take my rite to listen to my 'black musiq'..... Kanye west seems to relax me a lil and then i spot her.... in one of the cubicles, a hot ebony african queen.... and im like damn! i shld log off my computer more and head on down to the bank if this is wht they have in store.... so anyway i am lucky enuff to be served by her [and for all u perverts it isnt wht u think.... she called me up to her counter - Once again perverts this one is innocent too... but read on it might get better...]
I pretend that i dont care that my mind might think she is hot and this is an everyday sorta transaction for me... but she catches me off guard - "Hey, where u from?" she asks and quickly follows on with "What? and Where? do you do wht u do"... So i proceed to dazzle her by making mediocre stuff like school and work sound like major lifetime achievements in the life of maliki....
It was like an interesting first date.... gettin to know her and vice versa, oblivious of the surroundings.... sadly awkward stares from the other tellers [jealous maybe?] let us know our time was up... and she quickly recovers with a 'Thanks, anything else i can help you with?' and i am soooo tempted to in my very husky meets craig david voice say " yes i would like your phone number" but my attempts to quit smoking have rendered huskiness outta my voice and well the craig thing is a once in a lifetime kinda thing and my shy self painfully coughs out a 'nothing thanks' and i casually walk away into the street.... the melody of 'bobby valentino - slow down' leadin my steps...
::End Of Encounter 1::
Summary.
The 5 minute date kinda cost me $100 bucks [i couldnt let her think i was a broke man-child which is usually the norm but technically its still in my account so it aint a loss loss if u think abt it.... but it aint in my wallet which means it cost me]
Kinda expensive for a first date but i think it was worth it.... knowing some of the ones i have been on may have cost less but ended without the smile on my face and the whistle i was carrying for the rest of the day....
posted by ..:maleik:.. at 11:08 PM
6 Comments:
Heh heh heh..
I feel ya brah. I feel ya. But u know that such an encounter is rare up in hurr!! Me I think I'd've come thru bra.
But then again, u know how picky I can be hey. LOL
what the f***?! You should've gotten her number bub. But since you already know where she works, the next time you 'accidentally' pop by her counter again..ask her for some.."investment advice".
Then ask for her private number for a little..one on one tutoring if y know what i mean.
duh. of course you know what i mean. :)
eddie u are 1 sick puppy and i shld stop living ur fantasies and have u been a voyuer... get ur own bank chic...
then maybe we can share....
Eddie goes for Restaurant chicks...preferrably Fast FOOD outlet...
hahahahahahah
I hate to admit this, but it's true.
Lol.
Though this new girl i'm seeing owns the restaurant..so i guess i've gone up a few notches ey?
:)
upgraded a bit huh?!...xper..at least we all can lepak there and hang out...
a new port for us!!...huhuhuhuh
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